My friend went on a first date last night. They had a drink at her apartment. He came over. He did not bring wine. He drank lots of her wine. He used the bathroom. He did not turn on the lights. It was dark. He left the bathroom door open. He did not flush the toilet. He did this TWICE in under an hour. Then he went home.Seriously?
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I trust there will not be a second date.
Ick.
I don't see his purpose. Yuck! He did not flush the toilet!
Maybe he was trying to conserve water? Just weird, no other word comes to mind.
Hmmmm. That's a puzzle. It sounds like he came over for the free wine, not for the date.
Unless he's a discourteous claustrophobic man with a small bladder, strong conservationist convictions, and a tendency towards social anxiety.
Or both.
JMH--you've hit the nail on the head with unusual acuteness :)
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